I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
God, I missed his penis.
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