Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
