AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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