Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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