Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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