when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
