i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
did you just send me my own nude
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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