i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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