At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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