If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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