i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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