didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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