Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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