No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
