I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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