I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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