I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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