you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
tell me about the eggs
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