fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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