Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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