He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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