Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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