Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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