Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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