before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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