I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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