What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
