I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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