Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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