maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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