So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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