so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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