I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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