I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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