you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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