Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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