Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Randomize
