Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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