In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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