the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
MIDGETS
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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