Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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