she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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