A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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