i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
