i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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