Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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