I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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