i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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