if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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