i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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