so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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