After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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