I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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