check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Holy sore nipples Batman
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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