didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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