I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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